# You think you’re finally a well adjusted human again until one day you’re eating an apple and you hear a tiny pop and you think oh shit and have a heart attack and die anyways because without Firefly your life is hollow and meaningless.
# Joss Whedon, you really need to stop showing affection by killing people.
# The show Firefly directed by Joss Whedon, the current director of The Avengers ended a solid decade ago as of December, 2012, yet at San Diego Comic-Con, the cast and crew of the show were able to pull a crowd of 10,000 who gave them one of the most raucous standing ovations in the history of the convention.
# There is literally an episode of Buffy where there is a fight scene between four invisible people. Like Joss Whedon filmed nothing and put in the fighting sounds later. This guy is on meth.
# Baby, I love you so much that if Joss Whedon were writing our romance one of us would be dead by now.
# “There’s a time and place for everything, and I believe it’s called ‘fan fiction’.” — Joss Whedon